| Age: | 57 |
| Background: | Ex Mechanic
Ex Marine
Ex Builder
Ex Accountant
All round top bloke |
| Birthday: | 14th May 1968 |
| Build: | Slim and Athletic... (er... Pot Bellied!!!) |
| Height: | 6 foot 3 inches |
| Hobbies: | Knitting Crochet Badminton Illegal Human Surgery |
| Home Town: | Betwixt Bournemouth & Poole |
| Job: | Waste Disposal Technician |
| Location: | Here and there |
| Male / Female: | Full Fat Red Blooded MALE |
| Marital Status: | Divorced now living with beautiful blonde |
| Nationality: | Full Fat Red Blooded Englishman |
| Sexuality: | Straighter than a straight thing in straightville |
| Smoker / Non-Smoker: | NON... Cough cough |
| Currently Listening To: | Bust da Beat (thanks Maynard!!!) |
| Music Preferences | Nu NRG, HardStyle, Hard House. |