| Background: | Born a bastard. My father was a crop sprayer from Kirtish, my mother a seismologist from Iran. I was teased and ridiculed at school for the plethora of mistakes i made trying to undo my 'fly' often resulting in a nasty rash around my groin from the constant wetness. | | Build: | Medium | | Height: | Medium | | Hobbies: | Lecturing, Reading, Bumming hampsters | | Home Town: | Dusseldorf | | Job: | Science Teacher | | Location: | London | | Male / Female: | Male | | Marital Status: | Married | | Nationality: | German | | Sexuality: | ...as the crow flies | | Smoker / Non-Smoker: | Non | | Currently Listening To: | James Brown 'Sex Machine' | | Music Preferences | Deep House, Prog House. |
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| DJ: | Jon-Dior | | | Drink: | Vodka | | | Food: | Pate de foie gras | | | Saying: | Nappies are the future! | |
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| Top Books: | A Hamsters Diary- Jon S Middles
The Experienced Fisherman- Ray C Tony
Beard Grooming for Beginners - P Hicks
Swinging Where to start- Dirty lil Bastard |
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